111943 notes / 4 days ago / rebloga kid from my school just got expelled today for pretending to be russian for 8 months. he pretended he couldn’t read, write or talk english he did good in all his classes because he had all the teachers and principles convinced he just moved from russia, so they didn’t make him do any work
Tumblr, always there for you :3
- Parents:Don't forget to make us proud
- Friends:Don't forget to socialize
- Teachers:Don't forget to get A's
- Strangers:Don't forget to blend in
- Opposite sex:Don't forget to look good
- Society:Don't forget to be perfect
- Tumblr:Fuck the world, at least you haven't murdered somebody today
- Tumblr:But just in case you want to get away with it, here are some tips.
277 notes / 5 days ago / reblogis there even such a thing as a “favorite beatles song” though
